We're scam people now!

Want to scam someone in the context of a wedding? Good. Talk to us. We've done it loads of times.

Our most recent grift was when we convinced Stevie (member of a cult we run) to get married. Total scam. We made about $45,000 each that day. We brought in our undercover agent, Benji to scoop up the scraps (onlooking women) while we pocketed cash, whiskey, food, more scraps for Benji and gems.