Zone Theory®

We can't talk about it much here, but let's just say we have an internet cult that will do whatever we want, day or night, without pay or credit.

Some of the things we have members of the cult do:

• Pray at us
• Buy things from us
• Take out huge unmanagable loans

Sometimes when they want to have children or get married, we intervene as a prank.

Pretty handy to have us around to control every aspect of their lives.

Let's meet the band!

Stevie is one of the people in ZT. We consider him to be fully expendable, and if/when he dies, we'll simply use Josh for a bit until we can find someone else from another part of the ZT organzation to fill his place.

Another is Josh. Josh is so fucking stupid he bought a $600 rug and can't hold onto a nanny, because he's too cheap and because he makes very bad lunches/decisions. If you're looking to sell a timeshare, or the London Bridge, Josh is very interested.