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Boo-hoo. You've only gone and died. Who will make sure you get written up as the hero you wish, not the zero you were? We will (I would have thought that was obvious) and we'll do it well.

Did someone else die? We can take care of their obit too.

Example: Peter

Peter died, leaving nothing much behind and a sigh of relief for many people. After securing the rights to his likeness, ABBC sprung into action making a quickie obit video (using an iMovie template) and stuck it up on YouTube. We also secured him a movie credit. Genius. With some good SEO, it now appears above the obit paid for by his family, but to be safe we littered the comment section of the funeral home with links to our own obit.

Special offer

If someone dies, we can do an obit/e-funeral (electronic funeral) and an quicky e-wedding (electronic wedding) for you or their spouse. Don't worry, it's all legally binding, probably. Couple of web-cams and a green screen, and we're all done.